Bluffin' With My Muffin

I am a bit of a cliché; I have an unhealthy infatuation with Tegan and Sara, crush on Johanna Mason, ship Naomily and Spashley, am addicted to Brittana fanfiction, obsess over any hint of sapphic subtext, and will suffer through almost anything with a lesbian in it. Beware: I am way too emotionally invested in fictional characters.



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Brittana Fanfiction Recommendations (Incomplete)

Disclaimer: My headcanon is heavily influenced by the crazy tumblr Brittanalysts. Oh, and a longer description doesn’t necessarily mean I liked the fic more, it probably just means I had read it more recently. Also, I’ll try my best to form coherent sentences so you know what I’m talking about, but sometimes when I have Brittana feelings words just don’t work.


Canon: One-Shots

Canon:  Multi-chapter

AU

  • Color by Evershadow
    • Heart-wrenching angst. Don’t read if you’re looking for a happy ending. This is one of those fics all Brittana shippers end up reading because there is nothing sadder in the world than my Brittana not being together.
  • If Only You Could See What I See by FrogsRcool
    • While reading this I feel every emotion that Brittany does, and my body reacts as if I’m her. This captures Brittany’s voice so perfectly that I forget I’m completely sucked into this world and forget I’m reading a fic.
  • Influence by Sappho’s Ghost
    • This is another one of those fics that everyone in the fandom reads. The journey is angsty and painful, but you never doubt that Brittana are meant to be.
  • Music Box by Evershadow
    • Rating: 
  • Notes by novel_concept26
    • Brittany and Santana share a locker and write notes to each other before they meet. Bonus points for Quinntana and Samtana friendships. One-shot.
  • They Say Bad Things Happen for a Reason by lynnearlington
    • The beautiful story that birthed the term “The Unholy Trinity.” This was the first good multi-chaptered fic I can remember reading, and this is what hooked me. Brittana angst, engaging, action-based plot, Quintanna frienship, side Faberry, and steamy sexy times - what more could you want? Lynne also has a companion fic that tells this story from Quinn’s point of view.
Future fics
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Smut
  • Library by novelconcepts
    • Ficlet of Brittana sexy times in the library. I always get off on them trying to be quiet in public.
Tags Which Give Me Feelings
  • Brittana Suck at Hiding Their Love: #Brittany S. Pierce is fucking in love with Santana Lopez and she sucks at hiding it #She probably doodles little hearts with S + B written in them in all her notebooks #and writes out Brittany Lopez—no Brittany Lopez-Pierce—no Brittany Pierce-Lopez when she thinks no one is looking #And I bet she just gets these big goofy smiles on her face sometimes when she’s like doing homework at the kitchen table sometimes #and her mom’s like Britt honey? Are you okay? #and Brittany’s just like I’m awesome Mom. Everything’s awesome. #And I bet her mom just rolls her eyes because—hello!—it’s kind of obvious that Brittany’s head-over-heels smitten with SOMEONE #… you know: SOMEONE whose name just so happens to start with an S and end with -antana. #Seriously: Mrs. Pierce isn’t blind! #She knows that Brittany stays up all night listening to super sappy love songs while she talks endlessly on the phone to Santana #Brittany Pierce loves Santana Lopez—anyone and everyone can see it.
  • Stop the Violence Cuteness: #I love how hard Santana has to work to not look at Brittany here because she knows if she does they’ll kiss #And they’ll kiss hard #And it will probably be super romantic #And they probably won’t want to stop #And they’ll both smile into it #And Brittany will grab her waist #And she’ll link her hands at the back of Brittany’s neck #And their foreheads will bump together #And they’ll both laugh into it with color rising to their cheeks #And they’ll just forget everything and kiss and kiss and kiss 
  • Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Performance: #This was Santana’s biggest fear brought to life and made ten million times worse than she ever imagined. She knew people would find out eventually, of course; she’s been building herself up for that all year so far. She was going to take it in steps. She was going to do it with Brittany at her side. But this? This was all at once. And she was alone in that room. Sure, Will, Sue, and Burt were there, but Santana was fucking alone in that moment because no one present at that meeting could possibly understand what all of this means for her. Not one of those three adults knows her parents. Not one of them knows her real hopes and dreams. Not one of them even fucking knows how much she loves Brittany. They didn’t know about her plan. They didn’t know her biggest wish was that, someday, she would feel brave enough to just hold hands with the girl she loves in a public place and not feel ashamed when she does it. All Will, Sue, and Burt see when they look at Santana Lopez is a problem child, a mechanism in the team machine, and a somebody else’s kid, respectively. And now everybody she meets on the streets, everybody at school, everybody in her neighborhood are only going to see one thing when they look at her: that she’s that lesbian cheerleader from the commercial. The only person on the face of this planet who really sees Santana for who she is and loves her for it is Brittany. So now they’ve got to face this together: all the talks and the looks and so much more than that. Santana’s biggest fears just came true. She’s so afraid and she has every reason to be. That poor girl.
  • The-Pierces-Going-to-Santa-Fe-for-Christmas Feelings: #I bet Santana offers to drive the Pierces to the airport and that she stands in line with Brittany all the way up to the security checkpoint #I bet they won’t stop waving and blowing kisses from either side of the partition #I bet that when Brittany gets to the terminal she texts Santana that she misses her #I bet once Brittany’s on the plane she starts sighing and looking out the window #I bet she starts talking nonstop about how when she and Santana were on the airplane to New York they totally held hands under a blanket #(And that’s like a big deal because they weren’t even like officially dating then or anything…) #And I bet that when the plane takes off Brittany’s sister is so sick of all the San this and San that that she tattles to their parents because Brittany’s being annoying again #But I bet that Brittany’s mom thinks it’s cute. ‘They’re lovesick’ she says to her husband. #And I bet that Brittany’s dad just looks across the aisle at Brittany and says ‘You’ll live sweetheart. She’ll be here when you get back.’ #And I bet that Brittany gets all annoyed then because nobody’s taking her seriously #Santana would so take her seriously #Santana always takes her seriously because Santana’s perfect #And I bet that while all this is going on Santana’s making the hour long trip back to Lima from Toledo #And I bet that every Christmas song that comes on the radio reminds her of Brittany so she keeps changing the channel #And finally she’s just like ‘Fuck it!’ and turns the music off #And then she starts thinking of how Brittany would scrunch up her nose at Santana swearing and cluck her tongue but not say anything #And then I bet Santana starts crying and she doesn’t even know why #And she’s just like ‘I am so pathetic. But Britt doesn’t think I’m pathetic. She’d get it because she’s perfect.’ #I bet they pretty much spend all three days texting each other #And I bet when the Pierces get home Brittany and Santana promise each other that they’ll never spend Christmas apart again #Pinky promise
  • Married: #Seriously. Just get married. Just move to New York and live in this shitty little one-bedroom studio apartment together while you try to make ends meet. Move someplace slightly better when one of you gets a raise. Meet each other for lunch dates during work. Call each other ‘babe’ in public. Talk about having babies; decide to get a cat first. Fake-fight about how Brittany spoils the cat rotten; ignore the fact that Santana actually spoils the cat more. Balance your bank account together on Sunday afternoons. Pretend that you don’t hear the phone when Brittany’s mother calls and you don’t want to talk to her because, you know… lady kisses. Find the Christmas presents that you buy for each other hidden around the house in the randomest places come June and November and the day before New Year’s. Talk about having babies. Decide that maybe you might really want to do that. Do it. Don’t get enough sleep. Freak out over the bills. Ask each other why you did this again; never actually mean it, because you already know. When the baby cuts his lip running into the table, take him to the urgent care and yell at the doctors because—hello—your son is fucking bleeding, can’t you assholes see that?! Tell Santana to calm down because she’s crying more than the baby and it’s kinda really upsetting him. Ask her if she wants a sucker afterwards because she was so good while the nurse puts in the sutures. Smile when she pinches you for it. Later on that night, when you’re in bed together and he’s soundly asleep, admit that you totally felt scared, too. After three year’s worth of cuts and scrapes, new words, pulling the cat’s tail, and first days at preschool, ask each other if maybe you might be up for doing all this again. Laugh when Santana asks if maybe you should just get another cat first. Spend every morning curled up in each other’s arms. Repeat as often as possible every day you can for the rest of your life. On your fiftieth anniversary, lean down and whisper into her hair, ‘I love you, I love you, I love you like never before.’ Just breathe and be content because you have the best wife in the world.
  • Brittana as Parents: #Sugar - keep hold of momma’s hand- SUGAR DON’T WANDER OFF. #‘BRITTANY tell your daughter not to wander off!’ #’oh so when she doesn’t hold my hand and stick with the group she’s my daughter - but when she gets an A in math she’s your daughter.’ 
  • OTP: #You know that story about the two cheerleaders who fell in love? It’s my favorite #I love the ending: They lived happily ever after
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