Bluffin' With My Muffin

I am a bit of a cliché; I have an unhealthy infatuation with Tegan and Sara, crush on Johanna Mason, ship Naomily and Spashley, am addicted to Brittana fanfiction, obsess over any hint of sapphic subtext, and will suffer through almost anything with a lesbian in it. Beware: I am way too emotionally invested in fictional characters.

Brittana was always on.

THIRTEEN: Truth.WILSON: All right. Have you ever had a threesome?THIRTEEN: No.WILSON: You haven’t?THIRTEEN: Wait… just because I’m bisexual?WILSON: Well… yeah.THIRTEEN: You do understand what bisexual means? It doesn’t mean you have sex with two people at once.

THIRTEEN: Truth.
WILSON: All right. Have you ever had a threesome?
THIRTEEN: No.
WILSON: You haven’t?
THIRTEEN: Wait… just because I’m bisexual?
WILSON: Well… yeah.
THIRTEEN: You do understand what bisexual means? It doesn’t mean you have sex with two people at once.

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